The Continuing Calamities of Catfish B.

The following is a true story.  It is a thing that happened.  Catfish B. told me so it was definitely a thing that happened.

SECURITY EMERGENCY CALL BUILDING MANAGEMENT CALL FACILITIES CALL THE COPS

THERE’S A FROG UNDER MY DESK.

EVERYONE STAND AROUND AND LOOK AT IT

TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR BLACKBERRY

OH GOD IS IT ALIVE

IS IT DEAD

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION: “There was a frog. It was a dead frog. I picked it up on a piece of paper and took it the garbage. EVERYONE FREAKED OUT.”

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. coolctesl
    Mar 09, 2012 @ 17:32:07

    It wasn’t even under my desk. It was under the desk of the President of The Whole Company’s chauffeur and personal assistant. Dude wigged out and then I had to fix it. And put up with jokes about frog legs for the rest of the day.

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