The following is a true story. It is a thing that happened. Catfish B. told me so it was definitely a thing that happened.
SECURITY EMERGENCY CALL BUILDING MANAGEMENT CALL FACILITIES CALL THE COPS
THERE’S A FROG UNDER MY DESK.
EVERYONE STAND AROUND AND LOOK AT IT
TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR BLACKBERRY
OH GOD IS IT ALIVE
IS IT DEAD
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION: “There was a frog. It was a dead frog. I picked it up on a piece of paper and took it the garbage. EVERYONE FREAKED OUT.”